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Please pass the 'American Pie'

By: Sara Barreau, Allie Bernstein, Kyle Bursaw, Carissa Carroll, Caissa Casarez, Anthony Cefali, Nick Dmytrenko, Danny Gottleib, Matt Hunziker, Brian Jahnke, Brittany Jordt, Jillian Levy, Danny Marchewka, Jacqueline O'Reilly, Ali Rothschild, Nico Savidge, Kevin Slane, Kyle Sparks, Jon Spike, Justin Stephani, Todd Stevens, Brandi Stone, Kiera Wiatrak, and Claire Wiese /The Daily Cardinal  - November 25, 2008




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“American Pie 2”

There’s nothing like coming home from college and seeing old friends and watching “American Pie 2,” one of the best comedy sequels of all time. The awkward exchanges between Jim and his dad will make you think talking with your weird Uncle Nick is not as painful as you thought. —Kyle Bursaw

“Strangers with Candy”

This is one of the only comedies that leaves both my parents in stitches. Maybe it’s the idea of 46-year-old ex-con Jerri Blank (she was a “boozer, a user and a loser”) trying to score a date with the super-popular captain of the squat-thrust team. But more than likely, it’s that lovable, debilitating overbite, disproportionate figure and the reassurance that no matter how screwed up their kids become, they’re never going to be middle-aged, high school freshmen trying way too hard to fit in. —Kiera Wiatrak

“Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill”

While it isn’t a movie, this is the best stand-up comedy routine you and your friends will ever see. Izzard, for those unfamiliar, is a British transvestite whose act covers, basically, the history of everything. If you’ve never heard the phrase “Cake or Death,” it’s high time you watched this. You will be rolling on the floor the whole two hours, guaranteed. —Allie Bernstein

“My Big Fat Greek Wedding”

Whether it’s the temporarily unrequited romance between main characters Toula and Ian, each character’s individual quirks or the vulgarity that comes with Toula’s relatives “teaching” Ian some common Greek phrases, both friends and large families will find something to like in this 2003 comedy. —Caissa Cesarez

“Animal House”

“Animal House” is the consummate college movie, so it’s only natural to view these Delta House shenanigans with a few of your best buddies. For an added challenge, try to drink every time one of the characters does, just be sure to skip the scene where John Belushi’s Bluto chugs an entire handle of Jack Daniels. After all, no one wants to end up passed out on Dean Wormer’s doorstep or put on “double secret probation.” —Kevin Slane

“Shark Attack 3: Megalodon”

This made-for-TV movie centers around a Mexican resort being terrorized by a Megalodon–the 50-foot Jurassic ancestor to modern-day sharks. The film is nothing short of a crime against humanity but I recommend watching with some friends so you can all enjoy the awful writing, gloriously cheesy special effects and mind-blowing plot twists (a shark eats an entire boat in one bite!). YouTube it. —Nico Savidge

“The Orphanage”

If you’re a fan of “The Sixth Sense,” check out Guillermo del Toro’s “The Orphanage.” Although you’ll probably need to turn the subtitles on, this eerie tale will keep you on the edge of your futon until the very end. Be sure to watch this with a group to share in the scares and figure out what the hell just happened as the credits roll. This is one puzzle you’ll need help putting back together. —Nick Dmytrenko

“Titanic”

This ice-filled, cinematic thriller’s suspenseful twists never fail to keep my friends and me on edge for its entirety. That ending always gets me… How does that “unsinkable” boat go down every time? It’s ludicrous! Each and every viewing, I hope Jack lives and that he and Rose live happily ever after, just like we all want them to. –Danny Marchewka

“Mean Girls”

Maybe it’s the ease with which every single line in this movie gets stuck in your head. Maybe it’s the fact that Lindsay Lohan’s skin is a shade of orange that is so unnatural it’s comical. What ever it is, “Mean Girls” is only really enjoyable when you’re surrounded by a group of your own favorite bitchy friends with whom you can repeat quotes about Glenn Coco and crack for days. —Jillian Levy

“The Boondock Saints”

What better activity on Thanksgiving Day than drinking yourself silly attempting to complete the infamous “The Boondock Saints” f-word drinking game? This holiday season, don’t make yourself sick from too much turkey. Instead, play a dangerous game of chicken between you and your liver and watch the misadventures of two brothers on a killing spree. —Carissa Carroll

“The Big Lebowski”

Some wisdom is best shared with company, like the Cohen brother’s come-what-may masterpiece, “The Big Lebowski.” The Dude, Jeffrey Lebowski, is a modern-day Ulysses and, whether under pressure from his bowling pal Walter, their rival roller Jesus or the nihilists who really aren’t nihilists at all, the Dude takes everything in stride. His lessons are best-learned in the company of your other stressed-out friends and, of course, a White Russian. —Anthony Cefali

“Porky’s”

When my friends and I meet for ridiculous movies during holiday breaks, our favorite is definitely “Porky’s.” It would be weird to watch alone, but with a room full of hootin’ and hollerin’ friends, there’s nothing better than a 1980’s comedy set in the ’50s about a bunch of high school boys trying to get laid. —Sara Barreau

“Rocky Horror Picture Show”

Many films are best viewed among a few friends, whether action movies or romantic comedies, but only camp classics demand a crowd —preferably inebriated. The people waiting in line to see a midnight showing of “The Rocky Horror Picture Show” are nerds, but the person watching it alone in their basement is likely a serial killer. —Matt Hunziker

“Superbad”

This comedy is already a classic, and as it is essentially about friendship, it is obviously best seen with your best bros. However, its universal themes mean even the vaguest of acquaintances can share and use the film as a bonding experience. –Justin Stephani

“They Live”

While this 1980’s thriller will in no way thrill you, it will leave you and your friends rolling on the floor, laughing at lines like “I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass … and I’m all out of bubblegum,” “You look like your face fell in the cheese dip back in 1957” and countless others. —Jacqueline O’Reilly

“Cool as Ice”

Assuming a James Dean-like role, Vanilla Ice woos his love interest, Kathy, with on-point pick-up lines like, “Drop that zero and get with the hero,” and dance moves “sharper than the point on the tip of a nail.” Viewed with friends, it’s almost impossible not to appreciate. Ice’s macho-man persona is entirely necessary, too, because “when a girl has a heart of stone, there’s only one way to melt it. Just add ice.” –Kyle Sparks

“Planes, Trains & Automobiles”

There’s no better way to spend the post-Thanksgiving meal food-coma than in the company of Steve Martin and John Candy in John Hughes’ holiday comedy. Don’t worry if Mom forgot the mashed potatoes this year or Grandma can’t stop pinching cheeks across the table, it’ll all seem insignificant compared to the trials and tribulations of these two buffoons, guaranteed to give everyone a laugh. —Brittany Jordt

“Anchorman”

The first time I watched this I was alone and thought it was the stupidest idea for a movie ever. A year later, I watched it with a group of my friends and suddenly, it was hilarious! The over-the-top acting and wild exclamations are so ridiculous I can only appreciate them with people who also find it ridiculous, laughing and yelling in unison “by Lincoln’s mullet!” at the top of our lungs. —Brandi Stone

“Raptor”

Raptor is terrible. Absolutely awful. Which makes it all the more fun to watch with your friends. Roughly 75 percent of the movie is recycled footage from “Carnosaur 2,” and if the complete lack of plot consistency and rubber velociraptor puppets don’t have you in tears, then Melissa Brasselle’s terrible acting (one of the insane mothers on the reality show “I Know My Kid’s A Star”) will. —Danny Gottleib

“Wayne’s World” What’s better than partying in your basement and singing “Bohemian Rhapsody” in your car? Duh … partying in your basement and singing “Bohemian Rhapsody” in your car WITH FRIENDS! No way, you say? Way! Only with a gaggle of your closest girl (or boy) friends can Wayne and Garth get their own audiences, each quoting their respective lines. So this Thanksgiving, whip out a classic ’90s movie and “Rock on, dude!” —Claire Wiese

“High School Musical”

Bad movies often turn to gold in the company of friends, and there is no better example than 2006’s “High School Musical.” The first time I saw this Disney Channel Original on TV, I was appalled. A few months later, my friends assured me it was one of the most hilarious movies ever made, and after watching it full—with the appropriate side commentary and changed of song lyrics—it won me over. —Ali Rothschild

“The Protector”

Tony Jaa’s martial arts flick is actually a pretty terrible movie, with a wafer-thin plot that can best be summed up by Jaa’s constant cries of “You killed my father! You stole my elephant! You must die!” as well as production values so low they would probably make Uwe Boll blush. But putting the film’s awfulness aside, it really is a blast to watch your friends wince in unison every time Jaa dislocates the shoulder of some nameless henchman. —Todd Stevens

“Kazaam”

In what should’ve been Shaquille O’Neal’s Oscar-winning performance, the aging NBA all-star plays a rapping genie who emerges from a dusty boom-box to reverse the fortunes of a troubled child. Studies have shown that no single human being has watched “Kazaam” from beginning to end, so this is a film begging to be lampooned by a crowd of moviegoers who can appreciate the horrific acting, unforgivably bad lines and the worst plot to ever grace a Hollywood script. Groups could even add a drinking element: Every time Shaq is obviously reading off of a cue card, take a shot. —Jon Spike

“Donnie Darko”

“Donnie Darko” explores the physics of time travel, the sexual practices of Smurfs and stars a six-foot tall rabbit, so first-time viewers will probably need help from someone who has seen it many times. This is a great movie, but it’s even better when friends combine forces to figure out what the hell they just watched. —Nico Savidge

“Blades of Glory”

“Blades of Glory” tells an absolutely inspiring tale, delving into the intricacies of men’s figure skating. A sure crowd-pleaser, “Blades” has the ability to make you laugh, cry and get all warm-fuzzy inside. After gliding through this epic drama, even the burliest, most virile rugby player will trade his polo and tube socks for a pair of fluorescent tights and white figure skates. Plus, you get to see Pam from “The Office” seriously lacking clothes… finally! —Brian Jahnke

“The Road Warrior” In 1981, “The Road Warrior” catapulted Mel Gibson to international fame by pitting him against a gang of raiders in the post-apocalyptic wasteland in the Australian desert. The film’s visceral action sequences and harsh artistic tone drew praise from critics, but it’s the finer details that make it ideal viewing for a group of snarky friends and a case of beer. Note, for example, the prevalence of football padding and bondage gear among the villains or their general predisposition towards psychotic dancing and tongue-wagging. —Matt Hunziker



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