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Keaton MillerParting and taglines are such sweet sorrow By Keaton Miller Keaton wishes you all a fond farewell. Keaton gives advice from bottom of heart By Keaton Miller As the year winds down, Keaton offers a look at everything he's done in his four years—and everything he wishes he'd never done. Spring brings thoughts of flings, centipedes By Keaton Miller For Keaton, spring means the return of flowers, gross bugs and lots of female skin. Keaton takes obscure prize winners for 500 By Keaton Miller Being unable to attend Jeopardy!, Keaton takes a trip down nerdy-trivia-team lane. TI-83 meets doom in quest for One Ring By Keaton Miller Never as popular as the TI-89, the TI-83 is the most common sacrifice in the Ring Game Keaton's life plan hits snag, lowers utility By Keaton Miller Keaton takes a serious look into his future after getting rejected from Bob Jones' University of Moral Choices South Padre Island drives Keaton, girls wild By Keaton Miller Keaton is finally old enough to appreciate what a prime piece of property his grandparents had, in spite of their complaints of "unruly neighbors." Construction leaves Keaton confounded By Keaton Miller Keaton tries his turn at a little weekend DIY. When life comes up moot, call Gus Shoe By Keaton Miller Keaton spins a sordid yarn about a man and a crossword. Annoying week drives Keaton to distraction By Keaton Miller Is the government trying to distract us by planting daily annoyances in our lives? Keaton explores. LIve from the war-readiness panic room By Keaton Miller During today's Wisconsin primary madness, Keaton provides a play-by-play from the CNN headquarters. Roommate inspires crustacean adventure By Keaton Miller Keaton and his roommate decide to seek out a lobster for a change in dietary fare. On Super Tuesday, vote James Earl Jones By Keaton Miller Keaton clears up some of the misconceptions surrounding the American primary system. Copps heats up, leaves Keaton in the cold By Keaton Miller A mid-shopping fire alarm gives an ordinary day the flavor of adventure. Caroling brings eggnog, assault charges By Keaton Miller Keaton shares a Christmas tradition that involves singing and running from the neighbors. Stages of love: lust, pursuit, restraining order By Keaton Miller Keaton is all for relationships but warns to turn back while you still can. Italian art inspires Keaton to dig deep By Keaton Miller Keaton explores the many forms of art. Apartment showing leads to devious deeds By Keaton Miller How to prevent people from leasing your apartment next year We've got answers, just not the right ones By Keaton Miller Some brain and a little stupidity can go a long way in understanding the world. FAA cancels arrivals, departures, sanity By Keaton Miller Keaton says flapping your wings might be faster than catching a flight. Let-downs reveal character, destructive habits By Keaton Miller Keaton shares words of wisdom on how to deal with disappointment. Gore's win heats up political environment By Keaton Miller Keaton has devised a plan to win his own Nobel Peace Prize. The depth of the murky Blackwater case By Keaton Miller Blackwater as party bouncers and caterers, what happens next is not for the lighthearted. Coming in last when making first impressions By Keaton Miller Keaton laments on faux pas in his past meetings, and his proposals to fix them. When the shit hits the fan, play possum By Keaton Miller Keaton has quite an awful day Centipede legs make Keaton's skin crawl By Keaton Miller Keaton admits to his big fear of little critters. Keaton raises the bar on flirting from afar By Keaton Miller Confused by the mixed signals coming from the woman across the bar? Let Keaton take you through her body language step-by-step. Enhancer drugs promise to pump up performance By Keaton Miller Keaton it Real: This week, Keaton discusses a new class of drugs designed not to treat medical conditions, but to improve the performance of healthy humans. Stackable microchips speed up computer processors By Keaton Miller IBM has developed a new technique for stacking microprocessors that promises to change the way computers and other devices are designed. SCOTUS delivers CO2 smackdown to Bush, EPA By Keaton Miller Ketaon it Real: This week, a discussion of the Supreme Court's recent ruling in Massachusetts v. EPA. Hawking prepares to boldly go By Keaton Miller Keaton it Real: This week, Keaton discusses Stephen Hawking's desire to experience space travel first hand. Power to the users: Hand gestures and motion sensors By Keaton Miller Keaton discusses the future of user interfaces Beer googles make the morning after more interesting By Keaton Miller Keaton discusses the effect of beer goggles upon unsuspecting bar-goers. Economics + Love = More dismal than ever before By Keaton Miller Keaton it Real: Discussing the economics of marriage and dating. Sexsomnia: sleeping through the best part of the night By Keaton Miller Keaton it Real: This week, Keaton discusses the scientific tendency for overly-complex names and a very rare sleep disorder. Water on Mars? A base on the moon? Preposterous! By Keaton Miller NASA's week would make any government agency proud. Keaton takes a look at the future of humanity, as planned out by NASA's directors. Renting next year? Prepare for pain By Keaton Miller This week, Keaton discusses the painful process of finding the perfect lease in purely scientific terms. No emotional subtext at all. None. New consoles and music players flood holiday market By Keaton Miller It's Christmas time (well, sorta) and that means it is time to psend money on new game consoles and other electronic devices. Microsoft promises better security with new Windows By Keaton Miller Windows Vista is coming and Microsoft is promising that rootkits and malware will be objects of the past. If you feel apathetic, blame the politicians By Keaton Miller Voter apathy is here, and it's not leaving. At least, not until the government takes steps to encourage voters to go to the polls. Electronic voting machines may taint election results By Keaton Miller Although electronic voting machines promise to increase the reliability and accuracy of election results, most machines have disturbing vulnerabilities that undermine these goals. Talking gender: Real differences merit real discussion By Keaton Miller Keaton it Real: This week, Keaton talks about the discussion (or lack thereof) of the differences between genders. Defense department sponsors driverless cars By Keaton Miller Keaton it Real -- Keaton discusses a failed project. Politicizing science a bad idea By Keaton Miller Keaton it Real: A new organization seeks to promote science policy in government. Net neutrality debate presents economic quandary By Keaton Miller The science columnist gives an overview to the network neutrality debate that has companies like Google and SBC at odds. To define science is to define reality By Keaton Miller Science editor and newest columnist Keaton Miller introduces himself and discusses obtaining a definition of science in an age of ambiguity. MATC, UW collaborate to build biodiesel reactor By Keaton Miller Engineering students at UW-Madison worked with Madison Area Technical College to design and build a biodiesel reactor for research and education. Wallowing in our own wastewater By Keaton Miller UW-Madison researchers are creating fuel cells powered by bacteria for use at wastewater treatment plants. Science of studying: Studying is a breeze with zzz's By Keaton Miller With the end of the semester drawing near, students across campus are beginning to study for final exams. For many, this involves spending large amounts of time at the library … Wis. ready for anything By Keaton Miller Dane County's All-Hazards" approach prepares for many different emergenciesWhile many scientists and politicians are concerned about health threats on a global scale, some are preoccupied with planning on a local … Tool helps find elusive particles By Keaton Miller Researchers at UW-Madison have recently unveiled a new image processor that will be used during particle accelerator experiments at CERN, a center for particle physics research near Geneva, on the … Don’t be evil: Google’s search gets censored in China By Keaton Miller Google entered a storm of controversy over free speech recently, when it decided to censor the Chinese version of its search engine. While Google explained in its official blog that …  |
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