You're in love with the world's most adorable woman: \Amelie.""
You're in love with an older woman: ""The Graduate.""
You're in love with a dancer: ""Save the Last Dance.""
You're in love with a hipster: ""Almost Famous.""
You're in love with a punk rocker: ""Sid and Nancy.""
You're in love with a prudish woman: ""Cruel Intentions.""
You're in love with a whore: ""Pretty Woman.""
You're in love with the popular girl from high school: ""Angus.""
You're in love with a girl still in high school: ""Titanic.""
You're in love with a married woman: ""The End of the Affair.""
You're in love with '80s goth rock icons Bauhaus: ""Dracula.""
You're in love with AOL/Time Warner: ""You've Got Mail.""
You're in love with a British man: ""Love Actually.""
You're in love with a British 'wanton sex goddess': ""Bridget Jones' Diary.""
You're in love with a 16th century poet: ""Shakespeare in love.""
You're in love with a volleyball: ""Castaway.""
You hate her parents: ""Romeo and Juliet.""
You're a well kept rich woman, he's a scruffy blue collar man. And you're a cocker spaniel: ""Lady and the Tramp.""
You're breaking up (and moving on): ""Swingers.""
You're breaking up (and keeping hope alive): ""Jerry Maguire.""
You're breaking up (and moving on) (John Cusack division): ""Better Off Dead.""
You're breaking up (and keeping hope alive) (John Cusack division): ""High Fidelity.""
You're taking her to the Majestic: ""Dirty Dancing.""
You're taking her to a show: ""Moulin Rouge.""
You're taking her to the 1950s: ""Grease.""
You're having her for dinner: ""Silence of the Lambs.""
You're in a dry spell: ""40 Days and 40 Nights.""
You're unlucky: ""The Cooler.""
You're far too lucky: ""Def Jam's How to be a Player.""
You're a French nationalist: ""Casablanca.""
You're a 12-inch doll: ""Bride of Chucky.""
You've caught him cheating, and you're showing him the pictures tonight: ""What Lies Beneath.""
You're going abroad: ""Lost in Translation.""
You're a fan of happy endings: ""The Princess Bride.""
You're a fan of ruined weddings: ""My Best Friends Wedding""
You're trapped in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and your boyfriend is a total dork to be making you watch this on Valentine's Day: ""The Matrix.\
