Reader of the day: Dan Pullian

Let's get right to the Point, Bud. Dan is a dedicated student, working bonger and harder than anyone on campus. Seriously, he's one of those kids that always has something brewing. No foam about it, Dan likes to take home a Blonde Ale or Fat Squirrel to carress under a Blue Moon. Heavy, dark or pale, Dan likes any Honeyweiss in his funnel of love. Never getting a big head, Dan wins a Blue Ribbon for his humble ways and amazing skills, so give him a Pabst on the back.