Reader of the Day

Today's Cardinal is a lot different from what it used to be. For example, we do not have a small boy named F.E. Bump running \papes"" for us. Nor would we, upon the United States' withdrawal from Vietnam, publish a story under the headline ""Victory!!!!!!!!"" (note the eight exclamation points). Rather, we like to think of ourselves as the next generation of journalists. Journalists so vain we'll only read our own paper. Sweet Jesus, we are beautiful.