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Tuesday, April 29, 2025

Horkoscopes

Scorpio: Oct. 24'Nov. 21 

 

 

 

All evidence has been buried /All tapes have been erased / But your footsteps give you away 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Sagittarius: Nov. 22'Dec. 21 

 

 

 

Yeah no one likes a smart ass but we all like stars??Capricorn Dec. 22'Jan. 19 

 

 

 

There is no way out / You can scream and you can shout / It is too late now 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Aquarius: Jan. 20'Feb. 18 

 

 

 

May pretty horses / Come to you as you sleep 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pisces: Feb. 19'March 20 

 

 

 

Walk into the jaws of hell 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Aries: March 21'April 19 

 

 

 

There's always a siren singing you to shipwreck??Taurus: April 20'May 20 

 

 

 

Maybe you'll be president / but know right from wrong  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gemini: May 21'June 21 

 

 

 

Just 'cos you feel it doesn't mean it's there 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cancer: June 22'July 22 

 

 

 

I am up in the clouds / I am up in the clouds / And I can't and I can't come down 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Leo: July 23'Aug. 22 

 

 

 

They were cheering and waving / Cheering and waving / Twitching and salivating like with myxomatosis? 

 

 

 

Virgo: Aug. 23'Sept. 23 

 

 

 

This is how I ended up sucked in / Over my dead body 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Libra: Sept. 24'Oct. 23 

 

 

 

Are you hungry? / Are you sick? / Are you begging for a break??

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