Reader of the Day

Today's reader'a scary, hulking junior majoring in history'is a bouncer at Genna's. When asked why he's a history major, Elliot replies in a hushed, menacing tone that he 'likes to hear about people getting beat up and stuff.' Elliot also enjoys crossword puzzles, fuzzy kitties and ballroom dancing. As long as you don't try to pass a fake or take away his crossword, you'll be fine. But anger him and you'll find out that 'Elliot' is actually a six-letter-word for 'pain.'