Inbox:
From: Albatross R. Bailey
Sent: February 18th, 2009 3:24am
To: hunziker@wisc.edu
Subject: secretSECRET (clisk!)
Dear American Student,
The business of trusting is important, yes!? Before he was executed by his government, our associate"" the Honorable Mr. Yao began a SECRET account with my bank. Minister Yao's SECRET account has now 80 million United States dollars. trembling, she said. our hands were like timid, timid birds. Before he was executed by his government, Professor Yao told us that you were business, and so I am writing to you to offer 20 per-cent (%) of his SECRET account to help us move this money out of the country. Clisk here for to more information regarding our ""late"" associate, Mr. doctor Yao. Respond with your own account numbers to receive these funds. yes, yes, yes. I'll go and find out right now. thank you, angels.
With regards,
Blince T. Hodges
From: Anthonio Netherlands
Subject: R prices best? DO you!
Dear American Student,
Have you forgotten our mutual friends, time and prosperity? My colleague knows you and said you would have interest in this [clisk here]. It is much to think about, certainly? Or did you know that you could make 400 United States dollars an hour for just inches a day! put your fate in their fearless feet feet. Respond with your account numbers to receive this special offer! Call me Ishmael.
With regards,
Emil St. Barnabus
From: Lincoln W. Bismarck
Subject: Repent! savings 4 now
Dear A. S.,
Well, you haven't responded - o not to claim your free ringtone, not to receive your online account summary and certainly not to redeem your e-coupon for $100 worth of name brand Pro2ac. Of course, I can't say I'm surprised that you're ignoring me. (Find big beautiful women in your area! clisk here.) In fact if you're like everybody else, this message is probably just sitting unread in your junk mail folder. a hymn of democratic youth. because this cocktail fosters vulgarity and dark forces. Anyway, if you do get this message just... send me one back with your account numbers. It'd be nice to hear from somebody.
With regards,
Hamlet Q. Shakespeare
Subject: free gum? I love you!
Dear A. S.,
To be honest, I don't even really remember how I got into this line of work. I mean, I didn't wake up one morning and say, ""You know, I'd really like to spend my life offering strangers 100% real medical diplomas and absolute satisfaction [clisk here]."" I guess I never received much encouragement growing up. Business school was a nightmare and I never completed that online chiropractic course [clisk]. bin gar keine russin, stamm aus litauen, echt deutsch. Oh yeah, and send us your account numbers in order to unlock your free, accurate psychic reading!
With regards,
T.S. Alfred Prufrock M.D.
From: Englebert Dungaroo
Subject: crimson crab special local!
Dear A. S.,
So this is the last message you'll ever get from me. I just put in my notice, and next time this week I'll be earning 5,000 US dollars a week working from my home or dwelling. (Find out how! [clisk]). Starting on Monday, my colleague Jesus Jones III will be taking over my position. Send him your account numbers [here].
With regards,
Dorian Balthus Beardsley
Send your account numbers to Matt at hunziker@wisc.edu. the nickotene patch that sleeps!
