After years of planning, weeks of deliberating and thousands of man-hours put into its construction, Union South is being demolished again.
The UW regents, along with the Wisconsin Union Directorate, voted to completely destroy the union rather than waste countless more hours trying to come up with a unique and clever name for it.
""Creatively, we were just at an impasse,"" said WUD Vice President of Project Management Patrick Tilley. ""There was really no sense in continuing this charade. Let's just burn the bastard down.""
The committee then moved on to plans relating to what would replace the soon-to-be-demolished station. Suggestions included a stop for the high-speed railway, a new location for the Edgewater Hotel or a pimp party pad to be shared by several WUD committee directors.
""I can already picture the perfect spot for my pong table,"" Tilley said. ""Just don't ask us to come up with a name for it.""
