Dear ex-New York Governor Eliot Spitzer, congratulations on becoming both a national disgrace and the butt of every prostitution joke.
If you have been hibernating in your lofted bed for the past few weeks, let me fill you in on the Spitzer scandal. Spitzer was elected in 2006 on a platform of morality and honest ethics.
He vowed to bring down the evil and sinful prostitution rings in New York. Last month, the federal government began investigating phone calls and text messages sent by Spitzer, believing he may be involved in illegal campaign financing. What they found was something else entirely.
It seemed that Spitzer was a patron of a high-end call girl service. Client No. 9
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