VODKA
Best: Smirnoff
Good: Svedka
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Passable: Burnett's
Bad: Fleischmann's
Paint Thinner: Mr. Boston's
RUM
Best: Captain Morgan
Good: Bacardi
Passable: Ron Diaz
Bad: Admiral Nelson
Paint Thinner: Black Beard
TEQUILA
Best: Jose Cuervo Gold
Good: Montezuma Gold
Passable: Juarez Gold
Bad: McCormick
Paint Thinner: Durango
WHISKEY
Best: Seagram's
Good: Canadian Club
Passable: Kessler
Bad Old Crow
Paint Thinner: Old Thompson
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