Earlier this week it happened to me. I was running late for Spanish and a great misfortune befell me.
We’ve all done it. We’ve all been walking just a little too fast over the wrong patch of ice and lost our footing. You’re hastily booking it down University—or even worse, Bascom Hill—and before you know it you’re flat on your ass. And, of course, it’s in front of everyone.
Great. So now you’re on your back. Do you cry? Assume turtle mode? (That’s when you’re stuck on your rump but your backpack is too big, so you’re stuck flailing about and can’t right yourself up. It’s glorious.)
If only you decided to walk a little slower. If only you had been watching your step, then you wouldn’t be faced with such public humiliation. Don’t freak out; review your options.
My favorite plan of action: The Naomi Campbell circa ’95. After totally wiping out on a Parisian runway, our friend Naomi throws up her arms and laughs it out. She keeps it together.
When it happens, be prepared. Stay poised and asset your inner Naomi (minus the whole crazy-supermodel thing). Stay poised, Badgers, even on your ass.
Email Rachel your own slippin’ stories at wanat@wisc.edu!
