One University of Wisconsin-Madison student scheduled classes with absolutely no trouble or stress Monday morning.
Nate Easiest, a UW-Madison sophomore, woke up in Witte at 8 on a rainy morning to schedule classes and was welcomed with five green circles in his Student Center shopping cart.
“Yeah, man. I woke up, picked some classes and yeah,” Easiest said. “I don’t see the big deal.”
Other students on the floor were less than pleased with Easiest’s lack of pain and sorrow, including his roommate Luke Struggles.
“Come on, dude,” Struggles said. “I’m on two wait lists and have 7:45 a.m. class every day. My friend Jimmy’s schedule is so screwed up; he’s taking class on Saturday!”
When asked to describe his experience with the Student Center, Easiest said, “It’s such a great web app. I really liked how it opened as a window behind all my other stuff, crashed constantly and froze unexpectedly. Starting from scratch six times was a fun experience.”
Struggles thinks Easiest’s luck will change next semester.
“He needs to feel like I do, like slamming his hand in a car door,” Struggles said.