Valentine's Day cards for all your relationships

Valentine’s Day is almost upon us. (Friday, FYI). This year, instead of falling into cliches that put pressure on couples who might believe this day to be most important, throw singles into a metaphorical pit of despair and give everyone in between anxiety attacks, it’s time to get real. These are real Valentines I will be giving out this year, from the bottom of my heart. If one speaks to you please cut along the dashed line and attach a doily and some glitter. Should I work for Hallmark?