—The Baha Men are performing at Freakfest at last.
—The next progression of the ‘slutty’ costume trend is pretty much just full-on nudity.
—We’re all clear to recklessly indulge in the festivities since Lori Berquam didn’t publicly advise against it.
—I’m due for a nice, full weekend of death-mourning.
—At the ripe age of 21 the time has come to experiment with trick-or-treating.
—Every last white person has finally understood that “blackface” is a no-no.
—There are plenty of offensive, non-“blackface” costumes to choose from.
—Your insufferable roommate who always got way too pumped for Halloween passed away last week.
—It’s the one holiday that my parents don’t force me to attend church.
—Because there’s no way it can go any worse than last year’s cunnilingus-from-a-homeless-man-who-I-thought-was-in-costume incident.
