Almastat: Breaking down the 2015-’17 Wisconsin State Budget

$81,208: Feed the posh kittens.

$90,010.09: Honorary palindrome.

$3,123,981: Biannual sacrifice to the God of the Enchanted Wilderness.

$808,374: “Keep it real” fund.

$231,009,347: Fireworks for grand opening of the new Bucks stadium.

$843: Hawaiian Punch drinking fountain.

$73,900: “Big Definitely”

$790,245: Not going to Walker’s presidential campaign fund.

$4,900: Two-year supply of condoms for explicit use in Capitol orgies.

$48,890: Money well-spent