Claby blobby pippy tappy
Yiya Liya Ooga Booga
Alabama Alabama, Jama Jama cappy
Lua lua Dua Lipa
Apa kappa tolta pipa
Tater tot lancelot
Evo revo walka bot
Rat tat tat ta papp pap rap
Nein ja ich bin ein jünge crap
Eplo deplo turnip clap
Rouble poobul taffy taf
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Del boca vista pista graf
Slippy chippy clippy crampf
Hope the ghost you — the reader — summon this way is friendly
— Oh also, read the first letter of each line :)
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Anupras Mohapatra
Anupras Mohapatra is a former opinion editor for The Daily Cardinal and currently serves on the Editorial Board. He is a senior double majoring in Computer Science and Journalism.
