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Some sober students said it can be alienating when faculty joke and talk about substances in the classroom. 

Polish conservative realizes he’s an immigrant in ethnic studies course

I had my hands over my face. Next week’s lecture was on the Irish, wait until he finds out about them.


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Elon Musk took a Gold Card out of his ass and gave it to me!

I graduated from PETA University and then was given a Gold Card. 


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