Today in my conservative WILL law course, I was told to do course evaluations. But, through a turn of bad clicks, my mouse landed on “SexWise Module.”
Today I electroejaculated a monkey named Cornelly again. I am at odds with this work.
To feel the passion of Democracy I voted between three states for both Kamala and Donald.
It’s time New York gets the representation it deserves.
At an infamous 2016 rally, then-presidential nominee Hillary Clinton made a historic call to action. Over eight years later, we’re still seeing the effects.
I am taking an indefinite vow of silence after University of Wisconsin-Madison Chancellor Jennifer Mnookin released a new profound free speech policy.
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In my final weeks at the University of Wisconsin-Madison, I was utterly betrayed by Transportation Services when it impounded my car for multiple unpaid parking tickets. Now, after paying off all the tickets and getting my car out of impound, I’m taking swift revenge.
After grappling with how to get Madisonians to realize the scale of continuous developments to improve the city, the Common Council voted to measure projects via the dimensions of District 8 Alder MGR Govindarajan.
Wisconsin Republicans celebrated a decisive victory after the governor signed new state legislative maps.
She already blessed us with her 11th studio album announcement, but Taylor Swift has another big announcement for the Super Bowl for Swifties.
After nine months of grueling pregnancy, Union South’s water broke to reveal the newest edition to the UW-Madison campus.
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Campus police are searching for leads to bust busters in Mosse Humanities bathrooms.
Former University of Wisconsin-La Crosse Chancellor Joe Gow was recently fired by the Board of Regents for creating homemade pornographic videos with his wife, Carmen Wilson. In light of the recent events, the question remains: are the videos actually worth viewing?
Sometimes the only way to get rid of something is by causing a “little accident.”
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