Stepping on the soapbox: Linguist edition (part I)
By Anupras Mohapatra | Mar. 23, 2022Why in THE WORLD does “slip” transform to “slippery” and not “slippy?”
Why in THE WORLD does “slip” transform to “slippery” and not “slippy?”
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