Hipster artist renounces physical realm, exclusively produces blank paintings
By Andrew Haffner and Noah Mack | Nov. 4, 2015Hipster artist Luke Johnson renounced the physical realm late Monday evening, resulting in a massive plummet in sales for the offbeat painter in large part due to his signature blank paintings. Johnson, a recluse, believed the physical realm was simply too clichéd for his artistic gift and shackled him to the limitations of the senses.