It was the night before graduation and everyone was giddy. The streets were full of those people you haven't seen since freshman year — the girl who locked herself in her room playing songs from ""Rent"" on her trombone, the boy from c'
The hushed whispers still ring in my ears. The little ""pssttts"" of first graders, when multiplied by 30, can create an almost deafening roar. And it's even louder when the information is the hottest piece of gossip to hit the first grade since Billy's marriage proposal to Suzie was rejected.
The only thing dirtier than the six couples making out on the red pleather armchairs at Madison Avenue on Wednesday night was what was happening on the dance floor. '
Everything bad in life — speeding, fake tans, leather jackets, NASCAR, Indiana — is closely correlated with coffee.'
My 18-year-old brother's closet is littered with the remains of his musical career. In a dark corner his saxophone is collecting dust, and various plastic recorders in shades of black, brown and white are scattered on the floor. Somewhere you can ev'
Here's a word problem: Valerie wants to find her baby's daddy. She is giving a paternity test to the 33rd man. If Valerie is two and a half months pregnant, how often was she having sex assuming a two-day lag between men? '
The beer hall was packed wall-to-wall with people. Large men in extra-large Packers sweatshirts and women in after-work professional wear crowded along the long bar, waiting to be seated.'
Not much can convince me that a class before 9:55 a.m. is worth taking. I always had a strict policy against taking early classes, until I was tempted by the timetable, 14 open spots beckoning me — Ballet I.'
All it takes to graduate from UW is a mouse click. When you get to the graduation application page, there is no pull-down menu, no ""On Wisconsin"" playing in the background after clicking ""submit,"" no confetti or flashing graphics.'
There was nothing more ravishing on Oscar night than the smashing onscreen pairing of two men that sent me sprinting out of the bathroom. Dripping wet and holding my towel, I gazed at the screen as Leonardo DiCaprio joked awkwardly with Al Gore about pres'
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