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Fake News Friday: Scatology department still not invited to spring social
By Dylan Moriarty | Apr. 19, 2012Every morning for the past month, John Fecalman, chair of the Scatology department, has opened his mailbox with anticipation for the yellow- tinted envelope enclosing the Scatology department’s invitation to the annual Scholars Spring Social event. Yet, every morning he closes the tiny door with disappointment and shifts between the cattle roaming Merde Hall.
