Emile Gerbils

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Major Key: Daily Cardinal protects house, vanquishes Badger Hairball

“Anotha one:” a sentiment frequented by DJ Khaled, but solidified into history by Jim Dayton and the victorious Cardinalistas.

Majestic Birds to aggressively defeat, explain definition of ‘independent’ to Badger Hairball Saturday

Aside from Yeezy’s The Life of Pablo and Donald Trump’s tumultuous demise, nothing has been more widely anticipated these past few months than this Saturday’s annual softball face-off between The Daily Cardinal and The Badger Herald.

Saturday’s dramatic victory proves Mighty Birds still flying strong

Majestic birds aiming to pop, lock, drop Herald players Saturday at Vilas Park

Don’t call it a comeback. No, seriously guys, actually don’t—we haven’t even left.