Emily Winter - The Daily Cardinal

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Bye-Bye Barry

By Emily Winter | Jun. 3, 2005

Barry Alvarez to step down as football coach, remain athletic director.

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Winding down 'The Winter's Tale'

By Emily Winter | May. 3, 2005

When your spirits are high and the whole world glazes over with mystic sparkles you swear are actually magical and not just spring dew, slap yourself in the face. Harder. ' ¦'

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Reading into token stereotypes

By Emily Winter | Apr. 26, 2005

I often wish people had flashing signs over their heads to warn their peers: \Liar,"" ""Klepto,"" ""Best friend's ex,"" etc. Instead, we must rely on our intuition. Unfortunately, some desperate ' ¦'

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Regular Emily dismisses PR Emily

By Emily Winter and Andrea Snow | Apr. 19, 2005

I've never felt so dishonest in my life. It was Saturday, and for the first time in months, I had a few hours of introspective, soul-searching free time. Alone, hungover ' ¦'

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Giving the Axe to the beauty game

By Emily Winter | Apr. 12, 2005

\Your mojo is loading.""Um, what? Have I accidentally triple-w'd my way to a raunchy porn site? I hear several slaps and chicka bow-wows before the site loads. I can feel ' ¦'

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Wild Bill knows how to handle Mifflin

By Emily Winter | Apr. 5, 2005

Wild Bill is the mouse in my house. My addiction to mind-altering cough medicine escalated last night. Here's what happened: *Nibble* Wild Bill, please chew quieter. I'm figuring out which ' ¦'

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The most romantic holiday of the year

By Emily Winter | Mar. 15, 2005

In less than 48 hours, the most romantic day of the year will fall upon us. (This is, by default, of course, because everyone knows Valentine's Day and other traditionally ' ¦'

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Undefined persona talks with a spider

By Emily Winter | Mar. 8, 2005

\Roy, I've got quite an emotional hangover today,"" I lament. It is Sunday and Roy is a dead spider who dangles from an aged web in my Dayton Street basement. ' ¦'

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Dyeing to live through a hectic week

By Emily Winter | Mar. 1, 2005

I really just wanted someone to stick me with about a billion needles full of ink. A large, menacing skull and crossbones tattoo on my left bicep-a physical sign of ' ¦'

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Dance Dance Revolution

By Emily Winter | Feb. 23, 2005

How to play the game The object of Dance Dance Revolution is to keep up with the fast paced Japanese techno and pop music by stepping on a tough, sticky ' ¦'