Evan I. Disco

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DC vs. BH Softball: Valiant Cardinal comeback downs Herald

With apologies to Grantland Rice:

Cardinalistas set for next softball triumph

The green fields of Vilas Park will run a stained red Friday afternoon, after the vaunted journalists of The Daily Cardinal will once again slaughter their foes from equestrian journal The Badger Herald in the papers’ annual softball contest.

April Fool's: Wrong Ryan Evans to blame for Sweet 16 loss

The Wisconsin men’s basketball team revealed Wednesday its loss against Syracuse can be attributed not to a botched final possession or inability to shoot anything other than three-pointers, but instead to the wrong Ryan Evans suiting up for the Badgers.

APRIL FOOLS: Journalism professor faces trial for torturing metaphors (AP)

Cardinal ballers promise to curb-stomp Herald

Best Madison Sports Bar: State Street Brats

Best Madison Monday Special: High Balls at The Red Shed

New Beer Thursday--Capital Brewery Supper Club Lager

If you long for the soda fountain, jukebox and drive-in theater, chances are one of the things you don't miss is the beer that accompanies those ""Happy Days"" memories of the 1950s. That's for good reason, too, as back then people were drinking limp-wristed swill to accompany their diner corn dogs and fries. But with their ""Supper Club Lager,"" Capital Brewery has joined the trend, and its results are not promising.