Daily Cardinal office in dire straits after losing communal napkin
By Mackenzie Moore | Dec. 9, 2022The loss of the napkin — believed to be circa 1987 — is perhaps the biggest issue the 130-year-old newspaper has ever faced.
Mackenzie is the first ever editor of The Beet and actually made of over 62% beet.
The loss of the napkin — believed to be circa 1987 — is perhaps the biggest issue the 130-year-old newspaper has ever faced.
The transition to a new editor may result in a bit of an awkward phase, but have no fear — as long as people still have thoughts and feelings, The Beet isn’t going anywhere.
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