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Vote me for ASM. I will add a Department of Efficiency and cut UHS
By Peter Pricket | Dec. 5Fuck UHS, go raw milk, go Ozempic, vote me for ASM.
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Undercover at Mnookin’s UWPD party: 90 Zyns, ketamine and a hummus platter
By Peter Pricket | Dec. 5I heard some murmurs of “free speech advocacy,” “marketplaces of ideas” and “DEI.”
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Conservative student discovers pleasure for the first time through sex education module
By Peter Pricket | Dec. 5Today in my conservative WILL law course, I was told to do course evaluations. But, through a turn of bad clicks, my mouse landed on “SexWise Module.”
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I graduated from PETA University. Now I electroejaculate monkeys
By Peter Pricket | Nov. 7Today I electroejaculated a monkey named Cornelly again. I am at odds with this work.
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Catch me feds! I ballot stuffed 450 times in the 2024 election
By Peter Pricket | Nov. 7To feel the passion of Democracy I voted between three states for both Kamala and Donald.
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I used to picket. Now I am taking a vow of silence to honor UW’s free speech policy
By Peter Pricket | Oct. 24I am taking an indefinite vow of silence after University of Wisconsin-Madison Chancellor Jennifer Mnookin released a new profound free speech policy.
