Last Sunday night, University of Wisconsin-Madison student Greg Jones went out to dinner with his grandmother, Martha Jones.
Yesterday afternoon, while on a casual stroll to Starbucks, jobless University of Wisconsin-Madison sophomore and shell of a human being Katy Kartoolzy offered invaluable career advice to her friends.
In response to a statement given by Mexican President Enrique Nieto on Wednesday that advised the Mexico City Whiteskins to change their organization’s name, team owner Danny Trejo vowed to never alter the historic brand. Already, the Mexican Association for the Advancement of White People (MAAWP) and NASCAR fan groups are up in arms over what they claim is an extreme display of cultural insensitivity on the part of the Whiteskins.
Officials from the University of Arkansas confirmed today that football head coach Bret Bielema has been slowly transforming into a human-swine hybrid.
This morning, freshman Charles Nelduck III enthusiastically took on the following question posed by his American History professor: “What was the single most important event in American history?”
This morning, seconds before the bell rang, three Arizona State University defensive linemen jumped on top of their Physics tests in a last ditch effort to prevent their inevitable failure.
Madison Police arrested a Beloit man on a frozen part of Lake Mendota Saturday afternoon after he fled from police for using a stolen prescription pad at a State Street drug store.
The Wisconsin Volleyball team (5-15 Big Ten, 17-16 overall) fell hard in their final game of the season to Purdue last Friday in a 3-1 loss to the No. 22 ranked Boilermakers (12-8, 21-10).
Row upon row of women sat in a musty factory hand-painting watch dials. Each woman brought her camel-hair paintbrush to her lips, drew it into a point and carefully drew on numbers with a radiolumiescent paint. One by one these dial painters mysteriously became ill. They suffered from anemia, bone fractures and jaw necrosis, and some even died.
A man's visit to the residence of a female acquaintance Thanksgiving afternoon ended abruptly after his host stabbed him multiple times with a knife.
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